Yes, I Am a Woman!

Someone posted this on Facebook and I find it so annoying.

Like, what? We're all just a bunch of bumbling idiots?

Here's my response:

No, no, no.

I don't push doors that say "pull" because I can read.

I don't explain why I'm laughing because I don't have to explain myself to anyone.

I don't walk into a room and forget why I went there because I'm not an idiot.

I don't count on my fingers because I'm smart enough to do it in my head.

I don't hide my pain from anyone because my feelings are valid and if I'm hurting, you'll know it.

I say it's a long story because some things are complex and dumbing them down doesn't serve anyone.

I cry a lot because I feel both pain and joy and it's awesome.

I don't care about people who don't care about me because I am not a doormat and I have worth.

I don't try to do things before the microwave beeps because I don't rush around the kitchen like a moron EVER.

I listen to you when you don't listen to me, but I won't do it for long so you better start listening.

And, yes, a hug can be nice, but showing me some respect is even better, so quit embracing me like a child and look me in the eye because YES, I AM A WOMAN!

Source: http://www.prettyinthecity.com/blog/2013/1/21/yes-i-am-a-woman.html

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Robert Pattinson "Fantastic," Visited Road Set "A Lot," Says Kristen Stewart Costar Garrett Hedlund

Not that we ever thought Robert Pattinson was the type to get jealous of Kristen Stewart's other big screen leading men, but it's still nice to hear just how cool R.Pattz really...

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This Woman Could Be the First Black 'Bachelorette'

One woman wants to give the world its first black Bachelorette -- and we say it's about time. Misee Harris, a 28-year-old pediatric dentist, has launched a social media campaign to get the attention of the ABC reality show and let the network know that not all of the women it selects for the dating competition need to be white.

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Kourtney Kardashian Welcomes Baby Girl

Mason is now a big brother! Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to Penelope Scotland Disick early on July 8 at Cedars-Sinai in LA. It’s the second child for Kourtney and Scott Disick, her boyfriend of five years. Although the reality star considered having a water birth, Penelope was delivered naturally and weighed 7 lbs., 14 oz.

“Scott and I are overjoyed to welcome our precious angel Penelope Scotland Disick into our lives,” Kourtney tells E! News. “We are forever blessed. Mommy and baby are resting comfortably.”

Adds Kourtney’s mom, Kris Jenner, “It was a great. She had an easy delivery. [Penelope] is so cute. She looks just like Mason. She's so beautiful. We are so happy.”

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Sofia Vergara Could Finally Get Justice In The Brutal Murder Of Her Brother!

It sounds like Sofia Vergara might possibly get some much-needed closure in the murder case of her late brother, Rafael Jose Vergara.
Sixteen years ago, Sofia’s brother was brutally murdered in Colombia, as he was shot in the head and neck.
Since the horrible incident, the case has gone unsolved, but one private investigator thinks he can [...]

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Did Amanda Seyfried Dress Bomb Anne Hathaway?!

We'd heard that Anne Hathaway's controversial pink Prada Oscar dress was a last-minute pick. But why ditch the dress she'd been planning on wearing for months? Now, thanks to a statement Hathaway issued to People, we know the truth. 

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25 Things Hollywood Has Taught Us: Part 2!

We've learned plenty of lessons over the years in Hollywood, and what kind of gossip gurus would be we if we didn't share our secrets?! Some, courtesy of you loyal readers, and...

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Ben Stiller Returning to 'Arrested Development'

The actor, who once guested as magician Tony Wonder, will appear during the Netflix run.

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JWoww's Boobs -- Top Shelf ... in Atlantic City

JWoww recently stepped out in Atlantic City in a very revealing dress, and proved her boob job is just like A.C. -- totally awesome!  Or terrible ... depends on your angle.Check out TMZ on TV -- click here to see your local listings!

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Lady Gaga Confirms New Album's Title Is ARTPOP

'Make sure when writing about my new album/project ARTPOP that you CAPITALIZE the title,' singer tweeted over the weekend.
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<P><a href="http://www.mtv.com/music/artist/lady_gaga/artist.jhtml">Lady Gaga</a>'s fans won't have to wait until September to learn the name of her next release after all. After tweeting out a photo of her <a href="http://newsroom.mtv.com/2012/08/03/lady-gaga-unveils-new-tattoo-pic/">new tattoo, which reads ARTPOP</a>, last week, she took to Twitter over the weekend to confirm that the ink is indeed the name of her 2013 album release.</P><P>"Make sure when writing about my new album/project ARTPOP that you CAPITALIZE the title, *its all in the details* good morning twitter!" she <a href="https://twitter.com/ladygaga/status/232114376067403776"_blank">wrote</a> on Sunday.</P><P></p><div class="player-placeholder right" title="Lady Gaga Has The Title And Concept For Her Next Album" id="vid:717202" width="415" height="255"></div><p></P><P>Mother Monster originally revealed her plan to <a href="/news/articles/1686922/lady-gaga-new-album-title.jhtml">drop the album's title</a> in September back in June before apparently getting antsy and releasing the name a month ahead of schedule. It's a title she's had in mind since MTV News spoke to her last year.</P><P>"I've started writing it and I have the name for it, and all the concepts are <a href="/news/articles/1675458/lady-gaga-next-album.jhtml">beginning to flourish</a> and take place," she said in December. "I'm excited to put it out, but it's not done yet. So I'll put it out when it's done."</P><P>Gaga has been making time to record <i>ARTPOP</i> while on her <i>Born This Way</i> tour. She reportedly enlisted the help of <a href="/news/articles/1690576/lady-gaga-whitesnake-guitarist-doug-aldrich-new-album.jhtml">Whitesnake guitarist Doug Aldrich</a> for the album. The twosome hit the studio with Gaga's longtime collaborator DJ White Shadow in Los Angeles.</P><P>She also recently teased fans with a new song, <a href="/news/articles/1690196/lady-gaga-new-music-car-new-york.jhtml">blasting it out of her car</a> while in New York City. She even implied that the dance track would be the first single from the new album. DJ White Shadow produced the track.</P><P>Gaga has also been playing her new piano-heavy song "Princess Die" while on tour. During one stop, she opened up a bit about her next album. "Let's just say I feel, I feel that when I wrote <i>Born This Way,</i> I demonstrated a sense of maturity," she said. "And I feel that on the next album, there's a lack of maturity &#8212; it's a tremendous lack of maturity or sense of responsibility."</P><P><a href="http://www.mtv.com/photos/?fid=1617615"><img src="http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/s/spotted/banner/spotted.jpg"></a></P><P><i>What do you think of Gaga's new album title? Tell us in the comments!</i></P>

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Adele's Post-Oscars Plans May Include Beyonce-Style Doc

Oscar-winner reveals her plans for EGOT domination.
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Michelle Obama WAS First to Open Oscar Envelope ... Says Academy

This is pretty shocking ... a rep for the Academy tells TMZ, Michelle Obama was in fact the ONLY person in the White House to view the contents of the Best Picture Oscar envelope last night.TMZ broke the story ... it's practically inconceivable that…

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Lindsay Lohan amFAR New York Gala Fashion Fail – Cuts Dress!

This is just cray cray!!! Lindsay is off her rocker it seems! Girlfriend reportedly had nothing to wear so her Scary Movie 5 co-star, Charlie Sheen, called in some favors. He offered to go in halfway on the dress, but Lilo said no way and ended up borrowing the Theia gown. PR Photos Apparently at a club after the event, the dress ripped so Lindsay took it upon herself to CUT IT!!!!! Yes, people. God forbid she calls it a night and tries to get the gown repaired!! You MUST see the after on this one. Looks like she will have to pay for the gown anyway. God, what is wrong with this chick?

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Jessica Chastain Opens Up About Boyfriend Gian Luca Passi de Preposulo at the Oscars: "I'm Very, Very Happy"

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'Dancing With the Stars' Casts First Former 'American Idol' Contestant Ever!

The two biggest reality shows on the planet are about to come together -- TMZ has learned the identity of four of the contestants for this season of "Dancing With the Stars" ... including the first ever former "American Idol" wannabe. "DWTS" has not…

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Justin Bieber, Who? Selena Gomez "Having a Lot of Fun" Post-Split

Selena Gomez certainly isn't sitting at home crying over her split from Justin Bieber. "I'm good. I'm really good," Gomez exclusively told me last night at Soho House...

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Kim Kardashian Pregnant With A Girl!!!

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Oscar Night Soirees and Surprises

Hollywood's A-list is all geared up for Sunday's big awards show. Listen in for who is looking to sway Oscar voters and which Broadway star will close the show!

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Demi Lovato & Wilmer Valderrama Dating?

Hot new couple alert, well kind of a new couple that is. Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama are dating and apparently they have been for quite some time. The duo even spent a very flirty Valentines Day together. Ladies man Wilmer and the Disney starlet have been reportedly hooking up off and on since 2010. According to US Weekly although they have some very flirty times together it is hardly serious, which is probably best for Lovato. That girl has been through enough without having to deal with romance issues with the actor, who is 13-years her senior. Not that I am saying he will hurt her but he is known for his love them and leave them ways. As I said above the sometimes couple spent Valentines Day together. They dined for hours at Takami Sushi & Robata Restaurant and a “source” tells US Weekly that they were very flirty with each other. This same sources as the duo were doing some serious making out as well. One thing about the on again off again on again couple is that no matter what goes down between them, they still seem to remain on good terms. Wilmer expressed those same [...]

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Photos | Janet Jackson Performs A Tribute To Michael Jackson At The VMAs

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Jay-Z & Justin Timberlake Announce “Legends Of The Summer” Tour

Rapper Jay-Z and singer Justin Timberlake performed together at the Grammy Awards earlier this month and have now revealed they are setting out to tour together. Jay-Z and Justin will head out on a 12-city tour this summer that will kick off at the Rogers Center in Toronto on July 17. Live Nation announced the ...

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'The Hollywood Reporters,' Ep. 9: Getting Technical with the Oscars (Video)

THR awards analyst Scott Feinberg and tech contributing editor Carolyn Giardina on the many tech awards won by 'Life of Pi' and which best predict Oscar victories.

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Call him Jermaine Jacksun ... with a "U" ... because as of this afternoon, that's legally his name.We've learned ... an L.A. County Superior Court judge approved the singer's petition for the name change, which the 58-year-old filed back in…

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Ewan McGregor has starred in some major movies, but the Star Wars actor got major performance anxiety last night in L.A. "It really is my concert debut," he told E! News at the...

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Jack, My Narcoleptic Nephew Update

Remember when I wrote this post about how my nephew Jack can sleep anywhere?

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